June 2011
robbiethewabbit asked: 8)
While watching Dragon Ball Z....
tomorrowday:
antlerbrows:
One of the many scenes appeared where Vegeta, angry and defeated, screams,” Ill be just as powerful as you one day, Kakarot! Ill defeat you once and for all!”
Then, my mother came quite out of nowhere, saying in a deep, gravely voice,” FEAR MY ANGST I HAVE SO MUCH PENIS ENVY.”
As she walked off, all I could do was wonder how this woman, who had never watched the...
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
reasonablesacrifice:
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007 HELL FUCK YEAH.
boyoshock:
always8remember:
...
i don't think my hand realizes how much i need to...
sexybrovoice:
Reblog If you want your followers to tell you who...
wowgay:
eyeballfish:
sexybrovoice:
highb100d:
hellomynameisyourtv:
nocauseforalarm:
deuceofclubs:
gayfullbuster:
fuckingkawaiiprince:
teamplasmaaa:
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
do it
do it faggot
guys srsly.
srsly guys srsly do this
8LUH 8LUH REALLY 8ORED
PL34S3 L3TS DO TH1S
inb4 sky
me, myself and i
I think I already know the answer to this.
oh hey, sista
...
May 2011
when going back to edit a post with a typo
highb100d:
professah:
tardis-takeoff:
NOBODY LOOK AT THIS POST IT’S UNDER CONSTRUCTION HOLD THE FUCK UP OH GOD THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO SEE THIS FUCKING TYPO NOOOOOO
oh god this is me
worse: someone already reblogged it
5 tags
eating tortellini at 4:30 AM
eleevaytah:
Dear math, stop asking for us to find your X,...
8 tags
I’m sorry you’re frustrated. I’m sorry that the people you care about aren’t listening to you, I’m sorry that you can scream and shriek what you feel so deeply to the high heavens and the persons you’re screaming at won’t hear a thing. It hurts. I know.
People are never what they are in a single shot. They are what they are in habit. If you do something...
Discourse: I want to know everyone's middle name... →
likeabossu:
howtoputyourdickintheturret:
spitfirechampion:
bioshockatlas:
pyralspite:
killerdiarrheaonion:
Kian Trevor Alexander
I think my name is a little lame
except for the Kian part
Kian is a nice name and I like it
Matthew Scott Porter
Kayla Dawn. I wont send out my…
Look at you, Ms. AWESOME MC-COOL NAME. My middle name is Renee.
RENEE
Renee is pretty cool
When you realize a spelling mistake after you hit...
jordanwhiting:
I want to know everyone's middle name now oops
howtoputyourdickintheturret:
spitfirechampion:
bioshockatlas:
pyralspite:
killerdiarrheaonion:
Kian Trevor Alexander
I think my name is a little lame
except for the Kian part
Kian is a nice name and I like it
Matthew Scott Porter
Kayla Dawn. I wont send out my last name. But I keep being mentioned as a dinosaur cause of my middle name. O_o
My middle name is Dawn as well XD
My...
Personaje del dia: El conserje (Scrubs)
jujunghe:
vanlosti:
the Janitor is my spirit animal.
oh right I could rp him so I could say all the nonsense I want and be happy.
MFW a fic doesn't have proper formatting.
howtoputyourdickintheturret:
zalein:
schim:
Rofl this is horrible. I saw that expression, and my first thought was,
THAT. IS. ME. IN. CLASS.
IN THE CLASSROOM. RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE TEACHER. MY EYES GOING LIKE THAT.
… YEAH.
ZAL, STOP EATING SOPOR SLIME PIE IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS
THAT’S R U D E
ROFL IT’S NOT THE SOPOR SLIME, DUDE
IT’S MORE OF A ‘FUCK THIS SHIT,...
MFW a fic doesn't have proper formatting.
schim:
Rofl this is horrible. I saw that expression, and my first thought was,
THAT. IS. ME. IN. CLASS.
IN THE CLASSROOM. RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE TEACHER. MY EYES GOING LIKE THAT.
… YEAH.
