People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...– George Carlin, Brain Droppings (via liquidnight)
Magikarp used splash.
We're making a census for ROLEPLAYERS on Tumblr....
eleevaytah: putmydickintheturret: katewhinesforever:
You’re now a timelord. The 41th gif in your folder...
chikuto: Companion: Arch enemy: … ROFL CHAR BEST COMPANION AND ARCH ENEMY EVER. Let’s see… I have: Companion: Arch Enemy: … Huh.
That awkward moment when you realize Mulan's boy...
The title of your father's profession is now your...
boyoshock: putmydickintheturret: seerofsickfires: lady-hawke: lady-cousland: blindingreverie: nitro-glisten: backward-compatible: nitro-glisten: benbarnesistheswanqueen: I am The Managing Director. I am The Systems Analyst. I dunno if I should think this is awesome or not… I am the Airplane Mechanic. … … Apathy. LULZ Im… The Photographer. I am The Oncologist ...
plant puns in Ypo's intro
putmydickintheturret: zalein: putmydickintheturret: how did I let this happen I know I already replied to this, but I feel that only gifs can truly express this: I’M SO PROUD OF YOU. YOU PUNNED. BUT I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO PUN AT ALL Yes you are, Ali. NOW GO OUT THERE. AND MAKE ME PROUD.
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plant puns in Ypo's intro
putmydickintheturret: how did I let this happen I know I already replied to this, but I feel that only gifs can truly express this: I’M SO PROUD OF YOU. YOU PUNNED.
The 11th gif in your folder is how you flirt.
putmydickintheturret: ununununium: thequietworld: -redux | ameliasong | coquilles | aterror | fingon:
eleevaytah: “Vint means a screw in Russian…” Well, now that we have this in mind, what does this say about Vintage?
Two young muslim women got on the bus, today, carrying two small toddlers and strollers to match. One sat beside me, and one sat across the way, each one putting a toddler on the chair beside them. Across the way, on that toddler’s other side, a man beamed at the both of them. He had change in his hands—mostly single dollar bills, with a couple of fives—and he gave one...
que son estos SENTIMIENTOS que ESTOY TENIENDO
putmydickintheturret: thoughtful-zombie: putmydickintheturret: YO NO SE? WHAT ARE YOU FEELING? SECRETOS ENTONCES, ESTAS DICIENDO QUE ESTO ES UN MISTERIO QUE NOSOTROS TENEMOS QUE RESOLVER? gawd correct my grammar please
Can you hear me? I know I'm just a whisper.:... →
ineedahungarianhorntail: loweryi: vanhughes: therepresentativeofjingletown: skanktastic-slutazoid: lightswillbeshining: disenchanted-butterfly: 182ismyfavouritenumber: well i suck, but drums drums :3 Piano! bass ahem. flute, tin whistle,… Folk harp, piano, violin, penny whistle, recorder, kazooee. YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
So I made a paper psycho mantis doll, to test out the patterns I’d made for the screaming-mantis-doll-replica I plan to make. Conclusion: Needs moar legs. Side note: This doll is so damn creepy I don’t even. Its head flops limply back and forth, making it all the more obvious that its little head really is only attached by that flimsy hinge of tape. And its so human shaped and...
putmydickintheturret: zalein: Feel good about the universe, call a friend to see if they want to have lunch. No response. Get an email from them a few minutes later that includes their class schedule and a request to keep this in mind whenever calling. You called when they were in class. GUILT. /PETS *CLINGS.*
Feel good about the universe, call a friend to see if they want to have lunch. No response. Get an email from them a few minutes later that includes their class schedule and a request to keep this in mind whenever calling. You called when they were in class. GUILT.
This is what I do in Physics lab when I get distracted. IT’S A HOUSE. WITH A PAPER-SHAVING YARD, AND A GREEN-PAPER-FENCED WALKWAY. AND A LITTLE MASKING-TAPE FLAG AT THE TOP.
trolololeo: zalein: HEY ALI HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY kldgjlNHJKSDGHSDFJKHLDFJFHJK NONE OF MY BIRTHDAYS AFTER THIS WILL BE COMPLETE WITHOUT THAT ASH GIF OR THAT COLBERT GIF OR EVERYTHING BAH HA HA HA I HAVE STARTED A NEW BIRTHDAY TRADITION HELL YEAH.
HEY ALI HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
DISK 2 IS MISSING. WHAT DOES IT MEAN.
Start a post to whine about/detail the particulars of my homework procrastination. While I type it: get accidentally inspired to work by random gifts all over my folder. FUCK YEAH ACCIDENTAL INSPIRASHUN.
boyoshock: 413 IT’S A SIGN.
It's a double rainbow ALL THE WAY ACROSS TUMBLR:... →
kristicles: look-adistraction: uprightcitizens: Hi. How ya doing. My name is Liz, and I am here with a message from the Foundation of Ladies Who Are Sick of Being Told Who and What To Do* (FLWASBTWWTD for short). This goes out to all of you self-proclaimed “Nice Guys” who write and…
Empathy Test →
trolololeo: eleevaytah: melnetta: loweryi: goddamnitreddas: theraptorfactor: 9. Should I be worried? 43 A lot more empathetic than I thought. Those gender averages are bullshit, by the by. 25. Erm. Yeah, that’s about right. …63? That sounds ~right, actually. :) 55. It all depends on my mood, really, though I am fairly empathetic most of the time. 26 WELP 35. :|